Read Mr Omokri's article below..
I am sure my readers were rudely shocked out of their reverie by the eponymously named Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, who announced to a bewildered nation that the Federal Government, whose spokesman he is, is making preparations to stop Nollywood and Nigerian pop stars from shooting movies and videos abroad.
Said Lai
Mohammed, ?This government has agreed that henceforth, whatever we
consume in Nigeria in terms of music and films, must be made in Nigeria.
We cannot continue to go to South Africa or any other country to
produce our films and then send them back to be consumed in Nigeria."I am sure my readers were rudely shocked out of their reverie by the eponymously named Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, who announced to a bewildered nation that the Federal Government, whose spokesman he is, is making preparations to stop Nollywood and Nigerian pop stars from shooting movies and videos abroad.
It was perhaps lost on Lai
Mohammed as he spoke that his boss, President Muhammadu Buhari, who was
elected in Nigeria by Nigerians is not being consumed in Nigeria.
And while we were still grappling
with the absurdity of Lai Mohammed's comments, his colleague in office,
Kemi Adeosun, added to the comedy that this government has become by
announcing that the Buhari administration plans to tax beggars!
According to the honorable (?) minister, "You are supposed to pay taxes even if your means of income is begging."
This is the reason why I have said
that a polytechnic graduate like Kemi Adeosun is not sufficiently
qualified to handle our complicated economy! It doesn't matter if the
polytechnic she graduated from is in the U.K.
In civilized nations, they place
beggars on social security, but in Nigeria our polytechnic graduate
finance minister wants them taxed! Last year, President Muhammadu
Buhari's daughter got married in a lavish ceremony which attracted
several private jets to Abuja. Rather than beggars, Kemi Adeosun can
pursue their owners for taxes!
President Muhammadu Buhari is in a
U.K. hospital. His children study at U.K. schools. His wife shops at
U.K. stores. He and his family are more U.K. oriented than they are
Nigerian oriented. Yet it is Nollywood shooting a few movies abroad that
Lai Mohammed complains about. I am told that the Federal Road Safety
Corp wants to perform psychiatric evaluation on reckless drivers. The
FRSC should not limit its psychiatric test to reckless drivers. They
should also start performing them on reckless ministers like Lai
Mohammed and Kemi Adeosun!
And when given the chance to
explain himself two days after making his faux pas, Lai Mohammed doubled
down on his comments and insisted that TV/radio programming meant to be
consumed in Nigeria must be made in Nigeria, saying inter alia "This is
because we cannot continue to develop the economies of the other parts
of the world from the sweat of Nigerians and at the expense of the
Nigerian economy".
Lai Mohammed forgets that our
Presidential jet has been languishing at London's Stansted Airport for
over 80 days and accruing daily charges in the thousands of U.K. pounds
per day.
As at today, the amount of charges
our Presidential jet has accrued at London's Stansted Airport could
have paid 2,000 Nigerian workers going by the lowest parking rate
charged by Stabsted. Why is the jet even there? This joke of a
Presidency in their statement justified parking the Presidential jet at
London's Stansted by saying it was for 'prestige' reasons.
The Presidency says the
Presidential jet is parked at London's Stansted for 'prestige'. The
British Prime Minister has no official jet. Maybe she has no 'prestige'
even though Britain makes Jets and Nigeria does not!
Is this not a case of Nigeria's
tax payer monies being used to "develop the economies of the other parts
of the world from the sweat of Nigerians and at the expense of the
Nigerian economy", to borrow Lai Mohammed's words?
Lai Mohammed who now wants to stop
Nollywood from making videos abroad, forgot that his All Progressives
Congress relied on foreign consultants to win the 2015 elections!
They go abroad to win elections. They go abroad to educate
their children. They go abroad for healthcare. But they do not want
Nollywood to go abroad to make money! Perhaps Lai Mohammed wants to
reduce Nollywood stars to beggars so they are eligible for taxation by
Kemi Adeosun!
Since we the citizens have not
complained that President Muhammadu Buhari is receiving medical
treatment abroad should the Buhari administration now complain that we
make movies abroad? Lai Mohammed should not provoke us.
The Financial Times of London
called our President a "frequent London resident" in their recent Oped
wherein they stated that he has done 'nothing' to improve the Nigerian
economy, yet his government is complaining that they will stop our movie
makers and artists from making movies and videos abroad. According to
the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics, Nigerians (mostly government
officials) spend $1 billion annually on medical tourism while less than
1% of that is spent on shooting movies and videos abroad. Lie Mohammed
should get his priorities right!
I am even thinking that since Lai
Mohammed does not want Nollywood to make movies abroad, perhaps
Nollywood should just contract the making of films abroad to President
Muhammadu Buhari and his family. After all, they are always abroad!
And those people complaining about
the President spending much time in the U.K. misunderstand Lai. It is
okay for the President to go abroad at public expense but not okay for
Nollywood to do the same at their own personal expense!
The spokesman of a President who
spends more time in London than Nigeria has the guts to condemn
Nollywood for making movies abroad. What a comedic administration!
And the comedy continues!
When Garba Shehu says that the
Jonathan administration increased the activities of terrorists, he
betrays a very shallow grasp of history which I will now prove with the
benefit of some historical facts.
When the Jonathan administration
imposed a state of emergency in certain local governments in the
Northeast of Nigeria to contain terrorists, it was precisely Muhammadu
Buhari that said on Monday the 3rd of June 2013 that 'the military
offensive against Boko Haram is anti North'.
Again, after the Jonathan
administration banned Boko Haram in 2013, it was precisely Lai Mohammed,
President Buhari's current minister for information, who on Monday the
10th of June, 2013 said that banning Boko Haram was unconstitutional and
that "the proscription stifles the press and tampers with the
fundamental human rights of Nigerians."
So it is therefore rich for the Buhari administration to start making these claims against the Jonathan government.
It may be that Garba Shehu is not
aware that this administration has lost any credibility it has
especially as regards the anti terror war.
On Thursday the 24th of December,
2015 President Muhammadu Buhari told the world that Boko Haram was
'technically defeated' and gave himself a pat on the back after claiming
that the terror group had lost its capacity to conduct "conventional attacks".
Since that time, Boko Haram has attacked military barracks and military formations multiple times as reported in the media.
Since that time, there has been an
upsurge in suicide attacks with more than 30 attacks reported in the
media. In the last week alone there have been three such suicide attacks
with almost 20 deaths, according to media reports.
There has also been attacks on
military and police convoys with Boko Haram terrorists releasing a video
this week of several women it says it kidnapped from a police convoy.
Just two days ago (Thursday, July
20, 2017), the US State Department released a statement indicating that
75% of all global deaths from terrorism in 2016 originated from Nigeria
and four other nations!
Nigerians may want to note that it
was under the Buhari administration that the World Economic Forum on
Tuesday June 20, 2017 listed Nigeria as the fifth most dangerous country
in the world because instances of Fulani Herdsmen terrorism are so
rampant and continue with impunity.
Fulani herdsmen operating in
Nigeria were also named the fourth most deadly terrorists group in the
world by the Global Terrorism Index on Wednesday November 18, 2015. This
is not surprising in a situation where a governor, who happens to be a
close confidante of President Muhammadu Buhari, confessed to giving
Fulani Herdsmen money.
It may also be recalled that on
February 2, 2017 the US Congress cited Nigeria "as the most dangerous
place for Christians in the world and that impunity for those
responsible for the killing of Christians in the country seems to be
widespread.?
All these are proof positive that
not only has Boko Haram not been defeated, they have metastasized under
Buhari and indeed other terrorist groups have become emboldened to
expand their activity nationwide.
Nigerians will remember that the
Jonathan administration was able to crush Boko Haram in the first
quarter of 2015 which was why the 2015 elections were able to hold
throughout the entire Northeast of Nigeria.
The question that Nigerians may
want to ask is if elections can hold in all areas of Borno state today.
The answer to that question will show Who between President Buhari and
former President Jonathan really defeated Boko Haram.
Reno's Nuggets
Never argue with a man who wants
to win an argument. You are listening to understand him. He is listening
to disagree with you. In the same vein, do not stay around people who
do not see your worth or you will start to believe them and it is then
you will truly be worthless. And note that if a tree only has access to
the sun, it won't mature. It needs the rain to fall before it can bear
fruit. If man only see good times he won't mature. Success is a mixture
of good and bad times #RenosNuggets
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