Top 13 Best Robert Mugabe Quotes

So funny, so i stumbled upon a page called Robert Mugabe Quotes on facebook, Lol the quotes i saw kept me rolling

on the ground i dont think he actually said all these things think the page is just for fun, here are the best quotes from the page… Enjoy

1. Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue and later sex her with a condom .What are u preventing?? Catarrh or headache??

2. Timidity is dangerous; Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid!

3. If you are unsure of a course of action, do not attempt it. Your doubts and hesitation will infect your execution.

4. How do you convince the upcoming generation that education is the key to success when we are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminals?

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttoks today will wipe your face tomorrow

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “my breasts”, It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! – say after me, OUR MILK!

7. At the age of 18, you are using Gennicure 4 4 2, La Vet & other Virgin creams to make it tight, my sister at the age of 25 i think you would have to use safety pins and super glue!

8. No condition is permanent
Even a new generator which sounds like Celion Dion will one day sound like Shatta wale

9. Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue and later sex her with a condom .What are u preventing?? Catarrh or headache??

10. Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading

11. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

12. Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours

13. Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella