If I were an African president, I'll ban Human hair and bleaching creams - Reno Omokri

According to former presidential aide, Reno Omokri, 'I am so glad I am not an African President, because I would be EXTREMELY unpopular. My first act would be to ban importation of Human (White/Asian) hair and bleaching creams. BLACK is BEAUTIFUL would be my motto'.

He also said, 'let me shock you. The money Africa uses to import human hair/bleaching cream is MORE than money we spend on importing books! Google it. It is more important for us to look European than for us to acquire knowledge'.